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Information Connection: How to be a good liberal

How to be a good Liberal – A guide for the rest of us 

This item came via several different e-mails, author unknown. But it has the ring of truth to it. That is not to say so-called conservatives are right. This just illustrates the lunacy of the "liberal" agenda.

Virtually anyone can be a Liberal.  Simply quit thinking and vote that way. However, to be a Top Notch Liberal, there are some prerequisites. Compare below and see how you rate:


1. You must believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 

2. You must believe the same teacher who cannot teach 4th graders to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 

3. You must believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese Communists. 

4. You must believe there was no art before Federal funding. 

5. You must believe global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs. 

6. You must believe gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 

7. You must be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. 

8. You must believe businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 

9. You must believe hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do. 

10. You must believe self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 

11. You must believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars where military personnel, not corrupt politicians, die. 

12. You must believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 

13. You must believe taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 

14. You must believe Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison. 

15. You must believe standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. 

16. You must believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. 

17. You must believe the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 

18. You must believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House. 

19. You must believe homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be institutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 

20. You must believe illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Communists is somehow in the best interest of the United States , and legal contributions by American businesses are not.


More about liberalism

What people are calling liberalism today actually is statism. It has nothing to do with classical liberal values. It has nothing to do with values, except the "value" called greed. The stealing, lying, and generally psychopathic behavior of the statist elite are predatory in the extreme. We see the results in wars, economic depressions, and other preventable crises.

The whole left-right thing is mere rhetoric. The real battle is on the vertical axis, and it's a fight between the state and the individual. Think of a slider control between the two. If you move the slider up, you diminish the state in favor of individual liberty. If you move it the other way, you diminish the individual in favor of the state.

This is not to say that all regulations are bad and anarchy is good. You can have rule by law or you can have tyranny. In the USA, rule by law was long ago abandoned. Guess what we have in its place?


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Comments on Government

Many people in the United States complain bitterly that the federal government is broken and out of control. That's not quite accurate.

The reality is what passes for the federal government is broken and out of control. It's not a legitimate government, for a long list of reasons. These include:

  • No elections. We have fake elections with ballot control, voting fraud, and fake candidates. Just look at the idiots allegedly "running" for office or in office already. That's the best we can do out of 310 million people? This defies logic.
  • Utter lawlessness. The basis of law in the USA is the Constitution. The vast majority of what the federal government does is illegal, because the Constitution explicitly forbids it to do those things that are not specifically granted for it to do. See the 10th Amendment.
  • Massive debt. The total federal debt (not just that $14 trillion or so in bonds) now exceeds the entire world's GDP. Three times over. The costs of carrying that debt are staggering, and as Obamageddon continues to plunge us deeper into debt we are see more of those costs. Homelessness at record levels. Jobs evaporating. Etc. The creeps in CONgress saw this coming, so they "fixed" the bankruptcy laws to keep individuals on the hook. Notice, however, the airlines can still mismanage things and then use bankruptcy to snub their noses at bill collectors while paying millions to certain inside individuals. Funny how that works.
  • Inflation. This is a stealth tax. Every time the Federal Reserve creates new money out of thin air, it's counterfeiting. That reduces the value of every dollar based asset  you have, not just your money.

So how do we fix this gangsta government? Let's do a thought experiment.

Let's say you hate Wal-Mart because Wal-Mart stores destroy the surrounding community, Wal-Mart is heavily subsidized by the federal govt by dint of having its grossly underpaid workers apply for federal aid, and Wal-Mart puts downward pressure on quality so good manufacturers start making junk.

You go into Wal-Mart and pick up some merchandise, which you pay for in Line 3. A week later, it falls apart because it's junk. So you go back into Wal-Mart. You are gonna show them! This time, you pick up the same merchandise but pay for it in Line 5.

Do ya think they cared which line you went to? No, because it had zero effect.

That's exactly the effect you have on federal policy when you change your vote from Democrat to Republican or vice-versa. These two groups work for the same employers. The same criminal bosses. Those criminal bosses don't care what checkout line you use, as long as you still shop at their store.

To fix gangsta government, the first thing you must do is vote against the Demopublicans. Surrendering your vote to them results in no change, and we know this because it's been the same criminal enterprise for over a century now. The federal "elections" are merely a poll to see how much of the population still believes in blatant lies, fairy tales, and gross deception. It's a dupe count. If the dupe count is sufficiently high, the rampant crime continues.

You can vote Libertarian, which will help a lot. Or you can vote for your dog, which will at least not put your vote into the "Shoot my foot off" category as happens with every D and R vote-surrendering person.

We need a lawful government. Most of the 50 states operate under principle of law. So there's no reason the federal government, which the states created, can't also operate under principle of law rather than by the orders of some psychopaths who pull all the strings. But until "voters" stop checking one of the two "I approve of crime" boxes, why would the criminals think there's any reason to stop their financially rewarding gangsta ways?

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