This item came via several different e-mails, author unknown. But it has
the ring of truth to it. That is not to say so-called conservatives are right.
This just illustrates the lunacy of the "liberal" agenda.
anyone can be a Liberal. Simply
quit thinking and vote that way. However,
to be a Top Notch Liberal, there are some prerequisites. Compare below and see how you rate:
You must believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You must believe the same teacher who cannot teach 4th graders to read
is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You must believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are
more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
You must believe there was no art before Federal funding.
You must believe global temperatures are less affected by cyclical,
documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies
You must believe gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is
You must be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
You must believe businesses create oppression and governments create
You must believe hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists
You must believe self-esteem is more important than actually doing
something to earn it.
You must believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars where
military personnel, not corrupt politicians, die.
You must believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
You must believe taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
You must believe Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important
to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or
You must believe standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and
You must believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
You must believe the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's
been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
You must believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a
liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
You must believe homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and
bestiality should be institutionally protected and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.
You must believe illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese
Communists is somehow in the best interest of the
, and legal contributions by American businesses are not.