| Here's a little item about the Clintons: I recently saw a bumper sticker that said,
"Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you
have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss
it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in
college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and
all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really
is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may
have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot
of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look
truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country
to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and
4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal
charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other
"Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the
world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions
of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think
of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars)
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will
love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned
while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also,
enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your
"friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the
way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China,
silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight
manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book
and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime
doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you
for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed
Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and
imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in
1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political
prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on
their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all
prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked
the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later
reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
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