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Information Connection: How to be a good liberal
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How
to be a good Liberal – A guide for the rest of us
Virtually
anyone can be a Liberal. Simply
quit thinking and vote that way. However,
to be a Top Notch Liberal, there are some prerequisites. Compare below and see how you rate:
1. You must believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 2. You must believe the same teacher who cannot teach 4th graders to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 3. You must believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese Communists. 4. You must believe there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You must believe global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs. 6. You must believe gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You must be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. 8. You must believe businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 9.
You must believe hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists
from 10. You must believe self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You must believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars where military personnel, not corrupt politicians, die. 12. You must believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You must believe taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You must believe Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison. 15. You must believe standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. 16. You must believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. 17. You must believe the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You must believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House. 19. You must believe homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be institutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20.
You must believe illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese
Communists is somehow in the best interest of the |
More about liberalismWhat people are calling liberalism today actually is statism. It has nothing to do with classical liberal values. It has nothing to do with values, except the "value" called greed. The stealing, lying, and generally psychopathic behavior of the statist elite are predatory in the extreme. We see the results in wars, economic depressions, and other preventable crises. The whole left-right thing is mere rhetoric. The real battle is on the vertical axis, and it's a fight between the state and the individual. Think of a slider control between the two. If you move the slider up, you diminish the state in favor of individual liberty. If you move it the other way, you diminish the individual in favor of the state. This is not to say that all regulations are bad and anarchy is good. You can have rule by law or you can have tyranny. In the USA, rule by law was long ago abandoned. Guess what we have in its place?
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