| Review
of
Hire Me, Inc., by Roy J. Blitzer (Softcover, 2006)
Reviewer:
Mark Lamendola, author of over 6,000 articles, former coordinator of
the Mensa Jobkeeper's SIG, and former job search coordinator for the
IEEE, Kansas City Section.
This book prescribes the unusual but powerful methods I used back
in the days when I was a job hunter. Most people conduct a "job search"
as though it's the duty of an employer to supply a job. The very phrase
"job search" conjures up notions of going out and finding something
someone else has to offer. That's backwards.
The reality is
the employer is a possible buyer of the services being offered. If the
employer were not a buyer, then we wouldn't have paychecks. You're
selling. Period. And remember, there is such a thing as a sales warranty
(also addressed in this book).
Plans
Because the reality is you are trying to bring buyer
and seller together, the reality is also that you need a marketing plan
and a sales plan. Blitzer deftly walks us through the process of
developing both.
For many years, I provided assistance and counseling to
people who were between jobs. Those who insisted on pumping resumes into
the mail system were still looking six months later and would invariably
be forced to accept something they didn't really want. But those who
followed a decent marketing plan often got an invitation to talk about
what they could do for the company,
without ever sending a resume. Those talks would often end in an offer.
A business must have a product or service to sell.
So naturally, the first chapter of this book talks about the product
(meaning the job seeker).
You'll find this aspect covered in depth in the famous book
What Color is Your Parachute?. That particular book comes out in a
new edition each year. It helps readers succeed by showing them how to figure out what they are really good at doing and what they want to
do. Blitzer cracks the same nut, a different way.
Hire Me, Inc. contains some nifty analysis tools that will help you
figure out what you have that you can offer a potential employer.
Resumes
This book doesn't focus on resumes, but most job
seekers do. So, I want to address this book review in terms the typical
job seeker can understand.
Many people labor over a resume. What they end up
with is a couple of pages filled with meaningless clichés, useless buzzwords,
pointless hyperbole, and other garbage that tells the other person
nothing of any substance.
Being vague and non-communicative is not the way
to convince someone to agree with you. That approach, which is often
coached in job search books, simply insults the reader's intelligence. I
don't know about you, but I don't respond with warmth to a person who
treats me like an idiot. I guess if you want to work for an idiot, the
"I am looking to be hired by an idiot, so I filled the page with tripe"
approach is suitable.
Read the typical resume, and you don't have an
answer to "What do you actually do?" What is the point of the
resume if the reader can't get any useful information from it? There is
no point. This same desire to impress the other person with nonsense
tends to bleed over into the interview and doom it to mediocrity. And
that's on a good day.
Connecting
If you can't articulate what you do, you are
in trouble already. So, use the analysis tools and figure out what that
is. One thing I like about Blitzer's analysis tools is they pretty much
force you to stop with the "resume speak" and put things into English.
Something every MBA knows intimately well is the
SWOT analysis. That means Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and
Threats. You have to do this analysis before you start marketing a
product, so you don't create landmines for your company and so you don't
overlook the best places in which to invest company resources. Kudos to Blitzer
for including this in Chapter Two, along with several other
pre-marketing essentials.
Other chapters deal with various aspects of
marketing and then sales, which is the proper order. Marketing involves
determining the buyer's needs, positioning the product to meet those
needs, and developing the sales tools. Sales is basically the process of
helping the buyer to see that your product best meets the needs of the
buyer at a price the buyer will be happy with. It involves many things,
and Blitzer gives a mini sales course tailored to the job seeker.
The book devotes five chapters to
these two aspects, following the classic marketing and sales concepts
taught in any business school. Once you do the prep work per the first
two chapters, then you can do the marketing. Once you've done the
marketing, then you can do the sales. The typical job seeker skips right
to the sales part, which is why the typical job seeker has such a rough
time.
Continuing
The last chapter is called "Product
Implementation." It's got some sage advice for starting out that new job
the right way, and then maintaining your career. Here, too, the typical
job seeker is remiss. Simply clocking in face time (the traditional
approach) produces nothing you can use to make
your case for a raise or even for retention. Your job/career is
basically a crapshoot every day, instead of being run like the business
it is.
My personal experience with the power of good
product implementation involved outlasting the elimination of my
position for four years after everyone else in my position was let go
due to restructuring and elimination of that position. The headcount was
significant, too.
I had enough quantifiable accomplishments
articulated in terms of ROI on my salary that,
even when my job had been eliminated, I was kept on for four more years in that same position. I finally
begged to be cut in the next round of layoffs, because I was tired of
the place. I figured it was better to leave with a severance package
than to quit and get nothing. Do you want to know how I did it? Read Chapter 8.
This book has more to it than what I've described here. I give it a thumbs up
and leave it to you to find the treasures between its covers. |